I was hoping for that as well ... however the thing that I found was much better than my expectations. So I think it's ultimately okay.

If you still feel that you didn't get what you were looking for ... here's an acceptable substitute perhaps?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5h3qXAQOQI

I was expecting a super obnoxious brown note of every noise ever playing at once...

...but it IS still pretty cool.