Solution: Monitor every single comment with a curse word!

Wow, Dang, you must be a busy zir

Here-- I found another use of the "f" word here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29588054

Time to go rebuke them! Yayyy, dang has a life purpose everyone! come look!!

pats dang on the back you're doing such important work bud!