Ryan invented WUPFH because Kelly couldn't reach him. [1]

[1] https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/WUPHF.com_(Website)

STS or console login not working either.

Hawaii. HNL is the only airport in the world I have seen - that has no air conditioning. It doesn't need one, 24x7x365.

I want to love elasticsearch and they keep making it harder. On top of this open source backflip, their sales staff would put Oracle to shame. Pressure tactics, making clients pay 5 figures for few hours of ES consultant time, very expensive training/certification (and cert expires every 2 years) - among few of them. AWS gave us consultant time for no charge, guess who we picked to run our ES load.