> That doesn't mean they should write prose in their reports. I, too, would pref...

violiner · on March 29, 2021

  It won't do what I want when I click it,
  So now I will open a ticket.
  It should do the right thing
  And not be a pain,
  Would you please help me out now and fix it?

dylan604 · on March 29, 2021

iambic pentameter or haiku? my automated bug report diagnostic tools only read prose written by the Bard, so if you choose the wrong meter, your bug gets tossed to the "won't fix" category

spicybright · on March 29, 2021

I kind of want that to exist, actually

violiner · on March 29, 2021

It would be sweet if you could configure the forms and meters that it would accept.

anticristi · on March 30, 2021

I can already hear the next start-up pitch:

"We use AI to convert inhuman proze into haikus. Our software improves customer service satisfaction by 30%."