> * Fastly performance throttles their free accounts (ok, but not Cloudflare's fault, and I definitely don't want to get into your pricing game if you're going to start offering different tiers of serverless workers... part of Cloudflare's allure is its simplicity in pricing).

TBF, people who care about benchmarks usually expect high loads and value performance enough to put sufficient money on the table. I'd see the free tier people having different priorities.

Sure, it's still valuable info to know what's the free account limits are, but it shouldn't be headline news (except if it's exceptionally fast...)