I thought witches sink rather than float, though? | Hacker News

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		girvo on Feb 14, 2023 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: SS United States, the fastest passenger liner ever... I thought witches sink rather than float, though?

askvictor on Feb 15, 2023 [–]

Nah; that's how you tell they're witches. If they sink, they're not witches. If they float, they're witches and must be burned at the stake. Flawless logic.

batch12 on Feb 15, 2023 | | [–]

Well, that's messy. One could just use a duck to derive if they float and stay dry.

fghorow on Feb 15, 2023 | | [–]

"Fair cop, then."

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