I wouldn't be so sure, I can think of a bunch of people I know in real life that could handle it.

I think his article may have been a desperate plea for such people to come out of the woodwork. I implore you to contact the author and refer those people.

I've actually had the pleasure of meeting both of them in real life and they're great people -- honest, smart, fun to talk to -- I imagine they would be great to work with.