https://github.com/blog/1517-introducing-octokit
and on the project page:
http://octokit.github.io/
"Is Cocoa your sword? Let this kit be your shield."
Look, I don't mean to read too much into any of this. I just found it a bit unpleasant, that was all. If that observation is useful for anyone, great, if not, my apology for the distraction.